Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

thumb_up thumb_down +33

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

thumb_up thumb_down +31

69

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

thumb_up thumb_down +31

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

thumb_up thumb_down +29

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

thumb_up thumb_down +29

roses are red, violets are violet

thumb_up thumb_down +29

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

thumb_up thumb_down +29

skjer;nf;oashfaefaohesf oiqeshLACLAHN IS SUTRP SD] make it shorett and swert

thumb_up thumb_down +29

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What sucks?

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops