Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Nathan Gooderson.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Justin Bieber

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Anne Frank.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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