What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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