Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Once upon a time.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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This is my joke. funny

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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YOU IS DUM

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