- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Knock knock runs away laughing

Amputations.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Hellen Keller

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