whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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minced oaths

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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