- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Tennesse

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Your mom

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

whats pale and white your ass.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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