My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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