What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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My mom.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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So dont touch it

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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