- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Chaney is a dumb b****

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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