How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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the guy below me is gay

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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