A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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brett is a dick

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Poop

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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whos gay? you are

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Your Mom

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Anti Joke

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