Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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ps3

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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25

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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