How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Wolf Pussy

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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