Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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your life

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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cms.......?????

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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