Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Whats 0+0 0

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Lil' Wayne

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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