knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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