Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

thumb_up thumb_down +47

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

thumb_up thumb_down +37

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

thumb_up thumb_down +35

How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

thumb_up thumb_down +33

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops