What is an anti-joke? This is.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Once upon a time.

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I'm gay.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Your mom goes to college

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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