World Peace

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Your mother

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Justin Bieber

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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