guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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