- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

you just lost the game!

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

OGC - tilt your head

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Knock knock. Come in.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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