Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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