- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Asians

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

antijokes

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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