A guy is playing cod

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Women's Rights

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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