- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

your life

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

The Charlotte bobcats.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Knock, Knock. Come in.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

what time is it rape time

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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