- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Rebecca Black

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

stuff and dogs {()}

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Star Wars

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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