How do u shit With ur ass

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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women leaving the kitchen

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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