roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Once upon a time.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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This is my joke. funny

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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the guy below me is gay

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Justin Bieber

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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