What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Obama-Care

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

666

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

Poop

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

What is worse

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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