"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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