If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Women's rights.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Your mom

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Rebecca Black

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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