- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

How do u shit With ur ass

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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