Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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The Holocaust

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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