Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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