What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Poop

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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