What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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penis

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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