knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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stop it ryan vallee

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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like for a handjob.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Anti Joke

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