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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

S.O.P.A

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Hello

What's up? The sky.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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