What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Unflushed Shit...

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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That's Racist

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Penis jokes.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Gestapo.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Chuck Norris.

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