What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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monkey sponge

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Anti Joke

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