Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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oh hiya come in

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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