cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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ugh good riddance

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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