why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Whats9+10 19

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What sucks?

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Anti Joke

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