- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

i dislike sack in my mouth

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