What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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The Economy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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