A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

whats better than 24................. 25

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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