How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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The WNBA.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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