what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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who smells? •Liam

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Where's my tractor?

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Anti jokes.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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