How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

what is big and white? the moon

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Lebron Traveled

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Looks through the peephole.

ballsack

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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